Dine. Er.

26 04 2008

WordPress isn’t taking my FINELY CRAFTED HTML. Bastards.





Airship Pictures, Reference, and Oddities

1 04 2008




Vardo Thodol

19 03 2008

Obscure Puns & Linkdumps ‘R’ Us!

One half of it … was carpeted, and so partitioned off at the further end as to accommodate a sleeping-place, constructed after the fashion of a berth on board ship, which was shaded, like the windows, with fair white curtains … The other half served for a kitchen, and was fitted up with a stove whose small chimney passed through the roof. It also held a closet or larder, several chests, a great pitcher of water, and a few cooking-utensils and articles of crockery. These latter necessaries hung upon the walls, which in that portion of the establishment devoted to the lady of the caravan, were ornamented with such gayer and lighter decorations as a triangle and a couple of well-thumbed tambourines.

—Charles Dickens, The Old Curiosity Shop





Apothecalypse

16 03 2008




A Cheery History of Lucifers

4 03 2008
One of the major developments in match technology took place in Germany when white phosphorus was introduced into the head compound. This type of match was termed the ‘Congreve’, appropriately named after Sir William Congreve, the inventor of the war rocket. The white phosphorus ignited much more readily and was seen as a great development at the time. However, there were severe disadvantages to the consumer as these new matches not only ignited at the slightest friction, such as rattling in the packet, but the white phosphorus was fatally poisonous. Matches became the mechanism of choice among Victorian murderers and those contemplating suicide.

The worst side effect of using white phosphorus was, however, one that did not involve the consumer, but the match-worker. This came in the form of phosphorus necrosis, its common name being ‘phossy jaw’, where the fumes of the phosphorus entered the lower jawbone through unhealthy teeth and rotted it away, causing extreme pain, disfigurement and a foul smelling discharge from the dying bone⁴. This ultimately ended in organ failure and death if the jawbone was not surgically removed. Those most prone to the condition were match-workers who had to stand over vats containing igniting compound to dip the splints, although any worker in contact with the matches with the heads applied could contract it.

During the first years of the match industry, a great many match-workers were afflicted with phossy jaw, owing to the appalling working environment in which they operated. The typical match factory was very small, often simply the size of a medium sized house, and consisted of anywhere between one and a dozen workers, often children, making matches entirely by hand in cramped and poorly ventilated conditions and for a very small wage.

Matchbook Cover Design [PDF] [HTML version]





Coffee Lynx

28 02 2008

Bach’s Coffee Cantata

If I can’t drink my bowl of coffee three times daily, then in my torment I will shrivel up like a piece of roast goat.

Coffee Taster’s Flavor Wheel

Good for descriptive terms, like “mildewy.”

The Coffee Roaster Image Gallery

A way-too-small image of a Victorian roaster

Must … create … big roaster … And a mill. Hand-grinding all these beans is just not working out for me. Maybe I could train a monkey to do it.

Erisian Caffeine Ritual Bonanza

Self-explanatory.

How to Destroy the Earth With a Coffee Can

JUST IN CASE

Non-coffee-specific:

Victorian kitchen & table tools

Victorian house plans